Monday, 17 May 2010

dead cat

KOKA KOLA VEINS
WE DUN KNO OUR NAMES
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
KOKA KOLA VEINS
WE DUN USE OUR BRAINS
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLA
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Monday, 5 April 2010

wierd one night stands

'morning'
'heyyy, shit man, i feel like a dry jew'
'do you want some water?'
'yeah, okay thanks... oh wait, why do you have a robert pattison poster on your wall? youre 22.'
'its my guilty pleasure you know.'
'but thats what you said about your geko's aswell, you cant have guilty pleasure gekos and a guilty pleasure twilight fantasy, i think youre just guilty'

* * *


'ill cook you breakfast'
'awesome thanks'
'here you go...'
'wasabi peas in a bowl isnt cooking.'

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

birmingharlem

all photos by kate hook, text by me














tower of cans
blood on my hands
tally and count
missing out.
mind control
disconnect me at the mains
did you get dressed in the dark again?
born into the night
red stripes
hands over eyes
mother gives the kiss of life.
car theif
kings heath.
recorder, reorder
repetition
repetition.
coat hanger corpses
voodoo curses
black for death
white for mercy
daddy grins
sutton sings
left wings
civil wrongs
septic bongs
child fare
notre enfer.











hookaké

ALL PHOTOS BY KATE HOOK - CLICK FOR FULL IMAGE

my friend Kate Hook takes really badass photos with a camera called Diana (a diana mini).




it is infact possible that she may or may not be the best person currently existing in birmingham.
when she isnt taking totally toon photos of our slightly mencap group of cronies, participating in holocaust style batter with us at house parties with kitchen hatches, or floating ethereally, half an inch above the dirty streets of the city, making every boy, girl, man and possible hybrids fall madly and wildly in love with her, she is selling pure gold chazza shop shit at her weekly stall 'off the hook' (pun boner #1) at birmingham's loved flea market.



For those brave people, who by some sort of bad fortune, or just sheer iron bollock, ever find themselves planning to make a trip to brumhole, and have any interest in attractive american women in fur coats and 'inexpensive' (a word here used to make nice but cheap clothes sound less like dead peoples crop tops) second hand gear, should definately consider making the 10 minuite walk from the city center.
fFound inside the 'custard factory' (a collection of big multi coloured buildings full of arty types, people with skate boards and twee shops) half way up Digbeth High Street, on a saturday from 11 - 4, you'd literally have to be either stupid, allowably ko'd in bed, or not in birmingham to miss it.
so if you havent been yet, go say hi to kate
touch her face
touch her hair
dont you dare touch anywhere else






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Thursday, 4 March 2010

MEFXX I

stay up all night
sleep in all day