wierd one night stands

'morning'
'heyyy, shit man, i feel like a dry jew'
'do you want some water?'
'yeah, okay thanks... oh wait, why do you have a robert pattison poster on your wall? youre 22.'
'its my guilty pleasure you know.'
'but thats what you said about your geko's aswell, you cant have guilty pleasure gekos and a guilty pleasure twilight fantasy, i think youre just guilty'

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'ill cook you breakfast'
'awesome thanks'
'here you go...'
'wasabi peas in a bowl isnt cooking.'